Can you believe I found that chair on the side of the road? Well it didn’t look like that originally… I get this from my mom. I cannot tell you how many times we’ve been driving down the road and she would yell to my dad: “We have to turn around!” 80% of the time upon closer look
Complimentary Cocaine

Wild party–right? No, this is at my parents house.
I came home for the weekend and found THAT. A silver goblet style cup filled with white powder–what the hell mom?
Is this some sort of communal cocaine cup for when guests come over? I have friends who put out ‘communal smokes’ in a bowl when they have a party–I’ve never seen anything more ghetto in my life. But they swear by it. “Everyone LOVES it!”
Often when you throw a bash you put out: food, mix, maybe even some booze. So why not drugs?
Okay, obviously it’s not cocaine. Also, I would never actually suggest putting out drugs for your guests.
My mom isn’t home for me to ask why she has a bowl of powered sugar out on the counter–so your guess is as good as mine.
I can only assume we’re out of sugar…so that’s what they’ve been using for their coffee.